I want you all to know that this one was requested by my friend Nikki. So if you wonder why this is up here, you can blame her!
Ode to a Coke
Oh beautiful Can
All red and sweaty
You stand straight as a Man
Yet you are cold like 'ol Betty
Your thin metal Shell hides
the sweetest of Nectar
and with you my Love abides
an undying Specter
~~ Me