I found the perfect little town outside of L.A. It's called Vernon, city motto "Exclusively Industrial."
Looks like the city is ripe for some new politicians, and I am just the man to fill one of those. Per this article in the San Luis Obispo Tribune,there hasnt been elections in over 25 years, well till this much contested one. But more importantly, with only 90 registered voters and council pay over $600,000 a year, I think it is time for a move.
So long Colorado, you'll be missed!