Thursday, February 19, 2009

Net Fluff

Joining in with Heidi...

Type (”[your name] needs”) INTO YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE and see what comes up. Make sure to use the quote marks. List the first 10 sentences that make sense

1) Erik needs an heir in order to receive aid in regaining his title, lands, and children stolen from him by his treacherous brother, Nicholas. Already have an heir, but would love to have more kiddos!

2) i'm not running for student counsel this year so erik is. he needs good campaign slogans/pictures. Student counsel seem to be setting my sights a bit low!

3) erik needs a team. Not sure what to make of this one

4) Erik needs to get off his ass -
The title says it all. Wow, they really know me!

5) Erik needs Portland women to interview on camera! Must look good in (and out) of a bikini!

6) We also have a short film by Justin on why Erik needs to wear glasses Ooh, scientific

7) Erik needs your phone numbers Especially nubile callipygous women!

8) Eric needs Cable Petition

9) MySpace profile for Eric needs medication with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more

10) Erik needs to speedily retract and denounce his earlier comments on the subject, not defend them. They are indefensible. I wonder how many have thought this?